Missing a bunch of emoticons

This app is disappointing for a few reasons:
1- missing key emoticons. BlackBerrys were way better. Wheres the nerd glasses guy? The green sick guy? The flirty girl w the eyelashes?
2- no updates in years. Just the same old dry emoticons.
3- a bunch of absolutely useless emojis that most people will never use!!!
4- all the ones w the hugging girls and dancing girls. What do those even mean? Make a good hugging emoticon please.

UshiCan about >Emoji, v4.9